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Written by Infusion Crew
Thursday, 08 September 2011 14:08 |
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Owners of infamous micro-club the Miniscule of Sound, with a club capacity of 14 people, have vowed to reclaim their crown as the world's smallest nightclub, telling Infusion their recent displacement from the Guinness Book of Records by Liverpool microclub Rumours will be temporary. Announcing their victory last week with a press release which boasted of 'smashing the previous record held by Miniscule of Sound' Rumours were triumphant. Speaking this week, Miniscule chief Kev Wright was similarly uncompromising. "Fear not we will regain our smallest club honour," Kev promised. "The original micro venue, often copied but never bettered, is currently sharing the very compact clubbing experience with the upper classes at Henley Festival before packing its rules and regulations for its 3rd visit to the amazing Fuji Rock festival in Japan – busy, busy, busy," he continued, "Further investigation of this temporary blip in record breaker record keeping will resume when time permits," he declared. Also revealing that Miniscule co-owner Mrs Mini-Kev is 'particularly aghast at the momentary loss of Guinness recognition', Kev claimed that a spin-off Min-Miniscule they launched three years is already much smaller than Rumours, "A couple of years back we presented the Mini-Miniscule of Sound at Glastonbury and other events," he pointed out. "It's run by midgets for midgets and I'm sure there is photographic evidence of the club on the Facebook page."
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