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Imran Yusuf VS Stephen Grant

Imran Yusuf VS Stephen Grant
Imran Yusuf
  • The funniest word in the world is...

    "Inshallah" because it is the highest word of hope and humility, but also the best excuse if you know you're not going to make your appointment.

  • The coolest comedian is/was...

    Paul Thorne, Effortless and cool as ice.

  • The question I get asked the most is...

    What is the purpose of your travel?

  • The best heckle I've ever heard is...

    I once recited the opening chapter of the Qur'an to an audience and someone heckled "You missed in a bit".

  • The joke I'm best known for is...

    My dinosaur impression. It is the best impression of a Velociraptor ever.

  • The coolest person in my phone book is...

    My future wife.

  • It is not big and clever but...

    Global capitalism now needs to be replaced by a sustainable economic model that provides basic human rights and dignities to all humans across the planet.

  • My answer to everything is...

    "Inshallah."

  • My best claim to fame is...

    "I'm the progeny of Indians subjugated by the British Empire, exiled by Idi Amin from Uganda and made refugees to Britain. Today, I tell my story to people whose collective history is one of conflict so that I can build a bridge instead of another wall."

Imran Yusuf VS Stephen Grant
Stephen Grant
  • The funniest word in the world is...

    Standard.

  • The coolest comedian is/was...

    Rich Hall

  • The question I get asked the most is...

    Where do you get your ideas from?

  • The best heckle I've ever heard is...

    You slept with my Mum (I had).

  • The joke I'm best known for is...

    Passage of time joke. (I might do it in Dubai!)

  • The coolest person in my phone book is...

    Ricky Gervais. Is he cool any more?

  • It is not big and clever but...

    I can multiply 3 digit numbers in my head

  • My answer to everything is...

    Right.

  • My best claim to fame is...

    I was the first person from the Western world to play Tetris.

The Verdict : Stephen takes this issue's non-existent trophy, thanks largely to his killer Mum joke.

 

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