Cool test

Matt Rees Vs. Mark Maier

Matt Rees Vs. Mark Maier
Matt Rees
  • The funniest word in the world is...

    Toboggan. Such a fun word. People who say bobsled are really missing out.

  • The coolest comedian is/was...

    Sacha Baron cohen. If you listen to his interview on Marc Maron's podcast you find out how often he's sacrificed his own safety for his comedy

  • The question I get asked the most is..

    'Matt you look like s***!'

  • The joke I'm best known for is...

    I have a joke about Callippos. The ice lolly. There aren't many of those

  • The coolest person in my phone book is...

    I don't even store my numbers in a book anymore. That's the kind of guy you're dealing with. But since you asked, after a quick look it is Stephen K. Amos.

  • It's not big and clever but...

    Sticking sunglasses on my willy so it looks like a man's face always gets the party started

  • My answer to everything is...

    Urgh go on then.

  • My best claim to fame is...

    When I was 5, I met Princess Diana.

Matt Rees Vs. Mark Maier
Mark Maier
  • The funniest word in the world is...

    Flannel.

  • The coolest comedian is/was...

    Denis Leary who I compered and saw turn a furious mob of 3000 into cheering fans at a Festival.

  • The question I get asked the most is..

    Excuse me, but where are the toilets?

  • The joke I'm best known for is...

    My routine about speeding (in a car)...

  • The coolest person in my phone book is...

    My grandma who died trapped in a freezer.

  • It's not big and clever but...

    I make a great rhubarb crumble.

  • My answer to everything is...

    Google it.

  • My best claim to fame is...

    I met Tom Jones outside a public toilet.

The Verdict :

Congratulations Matt Rees, we just hope to meet you when you're not wearing sunglasses.

 

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